Tiny things that don't matter, but piss me off anyway

I'd been meaning to do something like this for a while.

Basically, this is a list of things that piss me off to the point of wanting to shoot someone or rip their eyes out. :D

And also, they're things that really don't matter and have no affect on the world. They just make me mad. xD

Course, everyone knows I'm easily pissed off. :D




1. When bathroom stall doors are made so you can't tell if someone's in it.
I REALLY hope I'm not the only one who experiences this. Really good example would be the bathroom next to the entrance at WOF. Oh my god. The stalls are made so you have to pull on them to check if they're locked or not. HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THAT?! Yes, I'm going to pull on this door when there could be someone in there taking a dump. That won't freak them out or anything. NOPE. GOD I hate that. Couldn't you have designed the doors so that they stay open? Wtf is wrong with you?


2. The word 'kawaii'
I feel stupid for liking Japan when I hear this word. It sounds like something a retarded kid would say while they're pooping or something. I realize they needed a word for cute, but couldn't they have come up with something harder? Maybe something less popular? Something that wouldn't piss people off and make people ashamed to like Japan because they're affiliated with stupid "KAWAII NEKO-CHAN OTAKU" people?


3. Regenerators and stupid hogs.
I love Resident Evil and Zelda, and I practically worship both series, but there's two little things that piss me off to no end about both of them.
Resdient Evil - the regenerators and iron maidens. If they wanted to come up an enemy that's super hard, creepy, and a pain in the ass, they did it right. And the fact that you can only kill them with one gun doesn't help much. First of all, I HATE the rifle. I hate using it, and I hate how it takes up my inventory, simply because I have to kill regenerators and iron maidens. Second, sure does suck when you're out of rifle ammo. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THEN, HUH? Shoot the fuck out of him with my Riot Gun? YES, because I TOTALLY want to waste TONS of shotgun ammo on that piece of shit. I'm sorry. I just hate those things. And I don't even want to get started on iron maidens.
Zelda - those stupid things riding the hogs in Twilight Princess. The ones that chase Link around while he's on Epona when he's just trying to get the damn Zora prince back to his home or something. I've been stuck on this part for a month, and it's really irritating because I LOVE this game and can't get past it. I WANNA PLAY MORE OF IT, DAMMIT. But these things on the hogs, I don't even KNOW what they are nor do I care, never die and won't leave Link alone. D8


4. "Is Till Hitler/a nazi?"
NO. JUST... NO. Just because he's german, has a really deep voice, is creepy, and rolls his r's, DOESN'T mean he's hitler. Get it right, asshole, and learn something about someone before you go and say shit. THANK YOU.


5. Kids at Camp Snoopy
"Snoopy, where's your off button?" "THEY'RE NOT REAL, GUYS." "Snoopy, where are your parents?"
Snoopy doesn't have an off button, dumbass. DUH they're not real. Now stop ruining it for the younger kids who give a shit. Snoopy's parents are probably dead. Maybe they got run over or something. IDGAF. Why do these things matter to kids, and why can't they just hug the characters and move on with life? Jesus christ.




That's all for now. If I think of more, I'll be sure to rant. 8D

Also, Remi, this was mostly for you. Since I know you think my anger is hilarious.