It is HOT today.

Snoopy, I will FOREVER have a grudge against you and your stupid comics and shows simply because you have made me sweat like a pig.

Luckily I lose weight at the same time. Cause some of the kids I've encountered so far at this job are completely annoying.

Hey, there's another plus.

Camp Snoopy makes me never ever ever ever EVER want to have kids. I didn't want to before, but now I DEFINITELY don't want to.

Kids are annoying little fuckers, you know.

Especially when they're like, "HEY SNOOPY, WHERE'S YOUR OFF BUTTON?"

Seriously? Are you THAT stupid?

Anyway, I'm going to work now. Pray for my well-being and not passing out from the heat.